Client Relations - Tell Us You're Completely Satisfied - Or Else!

Yesterday, I returned a loan car from the dealership'sObviously, this is no way to elicit accurate feedback
onsite rental agency after the repairs on my vehiclefrom customers. For one thing, it's way too intrusive.
were completed.And it's rude, belying one of the core components of
As the check-in person was finishing the paperwork,acceptable service: politeness.
she asked:Customers don't want to be put on the spot,
"How was our service, today?"compelled to disclose their attitudes and feelings. Under
"Okay," I responded flatly, a little surprised after yearscompulsion, what we say is highly suspect, anyway,
of indifferent treatment that this agency was suddenlyand it isn't much good in giving guidance to companies
interested.regarding their performance.
"Are you COMPLETELY SATISFIED?"If companies are after "the truth" they need to monitor
I hesitated, calculating exactly where we were headingthe nonverbal behavior of clients. I walked back into
with this conversation, which suddenly took on athe rental agency to make this point.
confrontational tone."If you want to know if were satisfied, look at our
"I don't like responding to a forced question like that," Ifaces."
replied, which seemed to frustrate and flummox theI pointed to a fellow to my left, obviously perturbed.
clerk."He's not satisfied, now look at me."
(I didn't have the time to explain if I said the service"I'm fairly satisfied; do you see the difference?"
was "Okay" that isn't equivalent in my estimation toShocked at hearing an impromptu lesson in unobtrusive
"Completely Satisfied." On a scale, it's closest tocustomer service quality measurement, the clerk
"Somewhat Satisfied." This makes my response twonodded and then muttered, "Nonverbal communication
or three intervals less positive than heris important."
characterization, coming after "Not Satisfied" but wellBy teaching CSR's and people in all areas of business
before "Satisfied" and "Very Satisfied.")how to precisely monitor, measure, and manage the
"But you're COMPLETELY SATISFIED?" she insisted,nonverbal aspects of communication, we can detect
obviously trying to compel me to say "Yes," so sheour own gaffes and fix customer concerns well
could tally the response later on, putting it in the "win"before transactions conclude.
column.That's a heck of a lot better than forcibly trying to get
"The service was OKAY, okay?" I crackled, taking mycustomers to rubber stamp OUR opinion that we
receipt and walking away.delivered stellar service.